In case of zombie outbreak, grab all possible food, pots/pans, drinks, medical supplies, a stash of memories (preferably the size of a shoebox), batteris, writing supplies (trust me, lol), tools (wrenches, screwdrivers, etc. they can be used as weapons and help break down/build new weapons), gps systems AND mapbooks, pillows, blankets and clothes. Lock your house up tight (in case of necessity of having to go back), and head towards the reservation on baseline. meet at the powerplant in said area and we shall caravan to safety. tough vehicles ahead and one behind and designate passenger and supply vehicles. :) Thats right, i've thought about this... 0.o
Also, just like when someone is about to have a baby, have a small suitcase packed just in preparedness. Nothing skimpy because there is no time for modesty, but nothing that will trip you up. As great as sandals are, this is not the beach and you cannot afford to worry about stepping on something or open wounds on your feet when in a fight. Combat boots are yet another great invention. Also, when in doubt, trash bags can be used for luggage (& in this case doubles as a bed), for trash removal, for weapons, supplies, slip covers, and so on. lighters and plenty of them. aersol may be bad for the ozone, but teamed with a lighter and it can save your ass. Martha stewart isnt just for crafts and the home, but can be used as inspiration for weapons and in the middle of a fight.
And its wise to either follow the Zombieland rules... or use them as a guideline. :)
- Cardio
- The Double Tap
- Beware of Bathrooms
- Wear Seat Belts
- No Attachments
- The “Skillet”
- Travel Light
- Get a Kick Ass Partner
- With your Bare Hands
- Don’t Swing Low
- Use Your Foot
- Bounty Paper Towels
- Shake it Off
- Always carry a change of underwear
- Bowling Ball
- Opportunity Knocks
- Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
- Limber Up
- Break it Up
- It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
- Avoid Strip Clubs
- When in doubt Know your way out
- Zipplock
- Use your thumbs
- Shoot First
- A little sun screen never hurt anybody
- Incoming!
- Double-Knot your Shoes
- The Buddy System
- Pack your stain stick
- Check the back seat
- Enjoy the little things
- Swiss army Knife
And on this 'note', there will be more pregaming to come in the future... just think about it.. and prepare... ;)
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