03 July 2011

Pre-gaming... For the Zombie apocalypse:

In case of zombie outbreak, grab all possible food, pots/pans, drinks, medical supplies, a stash of memories (preferably the size of a shoebox), batteris, writing supplies (trust me, lol), tools (wrenches, screwdrivers, etc. they can be used as weapons and help break down/build new weapons), gps systems AND mapbooks, pillows, blankets and clothes. Lock your house up tight (in case of necessity of having to go back), and head towards the reservation on baseline. meet at the powerplant in said area and we shall caravan to safety. tough vehicles ahead and one behind and designate passenger and supply vehicles. :) Thats right, i've thought about this... 0.o


Also, just like when someone is about to have a baby, have a small suitcase packed just in preparedness. Nothing skimpy because there is no time for modesty, but nothing that will trip you up. As great as sandals are, this is not the beach and you cannot afford to worry about stepping on something or open wounds on your feet when in a fight. Combat boots are yet another great invention. Also, when in doubt, trash bags can be used for luggage (& in this case doubles as a bed), for trash removal, for weapons, supplies, slip covers, and so on. lighters and plenty of them. aersol may be bad for the ozone, but teamed with a lighter and it can save your ass. Martha stewart isnt just for crafts and the home, but can be used as inspiration for weapons and in the middle of a fight.


And its wise to either follow the Zombieland rules... or use them as a guideline. :)


  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife



And on this 'note', there will be more pregaming to come in the future... just think about it.. and prepare... ;)

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